If person #2's liquid assets > fixed assets, then |
.60 |
Calculate Affection Quotient. # of times A in
name #2 / # of times A in name #1. |
-.60 |
Calculate Loyalty Quotient. # of times L in
name #2 / # of times L in name #1. |
.70 |
If person #2 has no children, then |
.50 |
If person #2 has been married twice before! |
-.70 |
If person #2 likes aphrodisiacs & eats asparagus
(retrieve from Shopper Database), then |
.20 |
Bring back #2’s results from NIH Blood Sample
Database. If serotonin > norepinephrine, then |
-.46 |
If #2 has receptors for oxytocin released during sex / age
(obtain from Social Security Database), then |
.12 |
Take from state DMV Driver License Database photos of #1 & #2.
Cross match. If distance between eyes =, then |
.27 |
Capture from NSA, NYPD, ATM surveillance. Cross match #1’s
father’s physical features with #2’s physical features, if = |
.36 |
Probability of successful relationship = SUM(O18:O26) |
.99 |
